Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Best Caption Contest


Mr. Rients noted "the Creepiest VIP photo" in the GaryCon2 program booklet.

Who can come up with the best caption?
You know, something along the lines of:

"Now, hold still, this won't hurt a bit.", or
"I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the Master is away!"

The winner gets a free download of the BtBG 2009 Compendium!

(Apologies to Mr. Kuntz ;)>


UPDATE: Its an 18-way tie!!! Special thanks to Ze Bullette with the Walken wristwatch story...:)
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21 comments:

  1. Daddy GrognardMarch 23, 2010 at 5:20 AM

    "The TARGA management have asked me to have a friendly talk with you..."

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  2. AnonymousMarch 23, 2010 at 5:28 AM

    "And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

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  3. Jeffrey RunokiviMarch 23, 2010 at 5:48 AM

    "Is it SAFE?"

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  4. JamesMarch 23, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    "No, no, any DM can kill a character. The challenge, is to orchestrate a TPK and make the players think it's their fault."

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  5. The Frothy FriarMarch 23, 2010 at 6:39 AM

    Welcome to HELL!
    Will you be checking any luggage?

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  6. RestlessMarch 23, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    "This jacket... so... heavy..."

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  7. Joe BardalesMarch 23, 2010 at 7:31 AM

    "I'm Rob Kuntz. Yes, the Rob Kuntz. Easy, guys... I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make legendary D&D products."

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  8. OrionMarch 23, 2010 at 8:26 AM

    "I heard you like Mudkipz."

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  9. ChrisMarch 23, 2010 at 8:44 AM

    "It puts the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets TPKed again."
    ~or~
    "CeilingKuntz is watching (etc.)"
    ~or~
    "Phenomenal game designing power; itty-bitty living space."

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  10. ze buletteMarch 23, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    with apologies for the verbosity, my entry:

    "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

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  11. David LarkinsMarch 23, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?"

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  12. AnonymousMarch 23, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    "Why. So. Serious?"

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  13. squidmanMarch 23, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    "What is this... this... THING!?"

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  14. nextautumnMarch 23, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

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  15. Fran TerminielloMarch 23, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    "Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to."

    or

    "Yes, they're real"

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  16. Gothridge ManorMarch 23, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    I will kill you with my fivehead.

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  17. BlairMarch 23, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    "Are you absolutely sure you don't know anyone named Chris Hansen?"

    ...I feel terrible...

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  18. biopunkMarch 23, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    "Ahhh, playing Mordenkainen's Fantastic Adventure eh? Here's a tip: Anyone who wears socks with slippers deserves a slow death."

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  19. Jack BadelaireMarch 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    He kinda looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II...

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  20. PukakoMarch 31, 2010 at 1:52 AM

    Late and therefore not eligible for anything except derision;

    "Hold still and stop wriggling while I oil this giraffe"

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  21. Greg JohnstonMarch 31, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    "Velcome to Castle Kuntz, ve haff been expecting you..."

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