Yes, Virginia, it can get weirder.
Vegetables are bad for you.
Green and Purple are the colors of crazy.
Three-headed people are always hungry.
Stay out of the pool.
Something is always watching you.
Ah, so that's why the girls got better grades.
Next time, bring cupcakes or the troll will eat you.
There's always a dragon at the bottom of the dungeon.
Lich got Jazz Hands!
Kermit is awesome!
Han always shoots first
Gnomes keep Ancient Elder Beings in their basements.
Girls are awesome!
Froghemoths are pretty awesome too!
Erol's character is cooler than yours.
Elf fighter-magic-users are cooler than your character, too.
Drow lady is always happy to see you.
Did I mention vegetables are bad for you?
Bugbears will mess you up.
Bad guys have social clubs too.
Ruuuuuunnnnn! Oh, too late :(