Adventure Lookup

This looks like a handy resource : AdventureLookup.com

Looks like more than 200 1e/B/x/osr adventures in the database so far. Should come in handy next time you need an adventure specifically in a ruin in a forest for 5th level characters and featuring giants.

Azag Mozu Megadungeon: An introduction

It's been a couple years since I worked on Azag Mozu, but with hectic summer schedules it can be tough to get a whole group together consistently, and it's good to have a side-campaign in your back pocket for those game days when not everyone can make it but you still want to roll some dice. So here's the introduction to the Megadungeon (it fits on two side of a single sheet of paper) to hopefully give a lot of info in a short period of time. In contrast to the somewhat baroque dark fantasy of my Forgotten Halls mega, Azag Mozu is more a mix of Mesopotamian / Assyrian / Hyperborean / Cthulu influences.

Introduction

A thousand years ago, the gods of Atheon began dying, one by one. Once twenty-one in number, only eight remained by the time the rest figured out what was happening. One of their number, Mozu, the Lord of Shadows, had been murdering the rest and assuming their power.

The remaining Seven gods moved swiftly against Mozu, but the renegade god had already consolidated his power. From his great city of Abydo, he ruled supreme over the teeming masses of those who worshipped him. Mozu offered his followers something none of the other gods would: Immortality.  The war between Mozu and the remaining Seven would not be easily won.

The war raged for a century and more. During this period of savagery, two great heroes arose: Skallos, a warrior with unmatched swordsmanship, and Rehgedis, a wizard of incredible power and subtlety. Rehgedis drew upon the power of the Seven, freely given, to craft the Sword of Heaven. With it, Skallos challenged Ghorzirex the Iron Drake, chief of Mozu’s servants, at the gates of the Palace of Shadows. The defeat of Ghorzirex galvanized the forces of the Seven, and they sacked Abydo, razing the city to the ground, and pursuing the forces of Mozu deep into his subterranean palace.

Somewhere in the depths of the earth, the Seven at last faced Mozu, and vanquished him, chaining him for all time within a sorcerous Obsidian Prison. The left him behind, sealing the Palace behind them, and bade their followers dispel all memory of the location of Abydo and its dark palace.

Time passed…

The Tale of Sulla

In the massive trade city of Xathay, no Merchant Prince was so wealthy or powerful as Sulla Haithet. Sulla had built a massive network of shipping and caravans that trailed from the barbarian stronghold of Tresteign in the impenetrable forests of the north, to the mysterious city of Lashtuun-Ix in the steaming jungles of the unknowable south. Sulla easily secured a seat upon Xathay’s ruling Council of Thirteen, and there he sat.

For eighty years.

His rivals were growing impatient. Not only did Sulla refuse to wither and die as all men must, he looked and acted as hale and energetic as he was, at age fifty, when he first took his seat. Many whispered of witchcrafts, of bargains made with demons, and of dark rituals performed in the blood of innocents. Before long, the Inquisitors of Sinma, Lord of the Sun, slapped Sulla in chains and dragged him off to the holy city of Uthar to confess his crimes.

But no matter how painful his trials beneath the ministrations of the Inquisitors, Sulla never wavered that he had not consorted with witches or devils or any such thing. But he did have a secret. Sulla soon spilled out a tale of how he had acquired, early in his career, a map purporting to lead to long-forgotten Abydo. He gathered an expedition consisting of the most renowned mercenaries and sorcerers he could find, and plumbed the depths of the Azag Mozu, the Palace of Shadows.

According to Sulla, they fought great horrors in the depths of that dark place, but also found great treasures that he would use to found his trading empire. And he also spoke of the Black Gates: to pass beyond them was to receive the Gift of Mozu, Immortality. Of course, the Inquistors scoffed at his tale, and Sulla was dragged from his prison at sunrise one morning, and burned to death upon a pyre.

A Legend Persists

Sulla’s wild claims soon made their way, as all rumors of treasure must, into the whispers of taverns, and thieves’ guilds, and treasure hunters of all stripe. And what aging man, wealthy and covetous of extending the short life given him by the gods, did not dream of attaining immortality?

Expeditions to the Azar Mountains in search of the ruins of Abydo began apace, and soon tales of ruin and success alike began to work their way back to the cities of Atheon.

An Invitation

Now you, yourself, have been extended an invitation to set out with a number of your peers on an expedition financed by Naracen Gyle, a famed merchant of rare antiquities. Your compatriots assure you Gyle’s sources are good, that he does in fact know the way to lost Abydo. He even purports to have firsthand reports of what lies within Azag Mozu, the great iron skeleton of Ghorzirex, the Weeping Shrine of the Goddess Yllala, and the vast Lake Below. It is said that the Palace is not entirely of this world, but a place where the Underworld overlaps and bleed into our own world, and to sleep within the Halls of Azag Mozu is to invite Madness. But treasure is still plentiful and ripe for the taking for any adventurer clever enough and strong enough to defeat the guardians that still lurk within the maze of chambers and caverns.

Atheon

Atheon is a land of deserts interspersed with fertile river valleys. Many great cities dot the flood plains, and feature massive step pyramids, gleaming palaces, and mazelike bazaars. It is a Theocracy, ruled by the seven high priests of the Seven Gods of Atheon. Atheon follows a rigid caste system where nobles and priests are at the top, craftsmen, merchants, landowners, scholars, and soldiers are in the middle, and slaves, foreigners, mercenaries, sorcerers, and menials make up the bottommost tier.

To the north is Sea of Megea and further still a land of dark forests, black mountains, and barbarians. To the south is an unbroken chain of active volcanoes, and beyond that a land of savage jungles and exotic cities.

There are no true seasons in Atheon. It is hot during the day and freezing cold at night. Calendars in Atheon are based on their lifeblood: the flood and fall of the rivers.

Gnolls (per B/X)

"Gnolls are rumored to be the result of a magical combination of a gnome and a troll by an evil magic user."
- Tom Moldvay, Basic Rulebook


How did I forget about this?


Was the concept so horrible to envision that my mind erased it as a defensive measure?

Lazy Blog Post - Classic B&W D&D Art

Many modern RPG releases are big and glossy, full of color, with top-notch professional art. And yet, some still leave me cold nonetheless. When I need to warm up again, I go in search of the whimsey, panache, and unforgettable, unique quality of classic black & white D&D art.

Lord WAKAMAN brings the magic!

Sometimes the weirdest things turn up on this blog. And I don't even mean my own fever-induced rantings. Imagine my surprise when, doing a little BtBG housekeeping, I discovered that this old post on Ritual Spellcasting (game, not real, which is an important distinction here apparently) has become a popular place for lunatics to advertise their lunacy.

September 2013:

" I want to say A BIG THANK YOU to Lord WAKAMAN, indeed you are the WORLD GREATEST...I am a new creature now with the help of his powerful spell....search no further for spammers who act as real spell casters, the REALEST AND MOST TRUE SPELL CASTER is LORD WAKAMAN THE WORLD GREATEST."

January, 2015:

"this great spiritualist Doctor called Dr.Agbazara who has the greatest powers on earth i have seen, he help me cast a spell that brought back my husband who left me for good four years. He is really a great man that is making happy today."

July 2015:

"DR Zadson of EDUDUZADSONTEMPLE@xxxxxxxxx is a man sent by God to help the lonely,oppressed,deserted and broken hearted."

Maybe I should do a post on SUMMONING THE GREAT OLD ONES and see what turns up?

In the meanwhile, if you're looking for love spells and someone who is making happy today, why not give Lord WAKAMAN a call?

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a Dungeon?

Oh, you guys, you think of everything.

The Big Screen Barsoom that might have been.

Before the doomed Disney adaption of "A Princess of Mars", an earlier version was in the works by the maker of the pulp-steampunk cult film Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. While we can never know if Conran's version would have been truer to the source material than Stanton's (it appears the decision to neuter the film's title had already been in place by this point), I can say I do prefer the look of the Barsoomian cities with their majestic canals and other-worldly splendor to the butte-sized outposts of the Disney film, and the concept art for the Atmosphere factory is just awesome (around 2:30 or so).

Ultimately though, Hollywood's biggest hurdle with John Carter has nothing to do with visual effects or casting, but with it's inability to present us with an unabashedly heroic character. John Carter came from a time before popular culture and political correctness had imposed an informal ban on heroes who are pure of heart, strong of character, and unimpaired by guilt or angst. Carter's popularity endured for more than a hundred years (!) with no need to make him a drunk, or a slacker, or in need of a "strong woman" to lead him around by the nose in spite of his lazy and irresponsible nature. Once a film-maker is brave enough to let Carter be a hero again, an ageless icon of action and honor in the face of all obstacles, the franchise will resonate with audiences the way its supposed to.